Last night, the angels sang this song for me, speaking in their magical monoalphabetic tongues:
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It's getting harder and harder to trust your kids these days, with all their emojis and fortnites and that. Luckily I installed some illegal spyw- uhh, parental control software on my child's phone, but...
Last night I managed to ðĪš ambush a courier who was carrying an important âïļ letter. It is signed by Gaius Julius Caesar himself.
I don’t understand it’s cont...
I am used very often.
My friends are sharp and round.
My f...
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